At left: Ever wonder what happens at Sprint's annual Board meetings? A board member prepares to wrestle in a vat of jelly while shareholders cheer him on.
In keeping with my theme of not really doing any investigative work and merely pointing out information already contained in Sprint's 2009 proxy, I would now like to say a few words about the Board of Directors. Those words are "they suck." And, if you don't believe me, well that was the opinion of the independent research firm The Corporate Library (TCL). While they did not state their opinion as eloquently as I did, they did rate the B.O.D. as a "D" overall. Now, unless you are George W. Bush, that is nothing to be proud of. So, what did TCL say about the B.O.D?
- "D" overall (reiterated just so it sinks in)
- "High Governance Risk Assessment"
- "Very High Concern" in Executive pay
- No right to cumulative voting
- No right to act by written consent
- No right to call a special meeting
- No right to vote on executive pay
And, to me, this quote from the proxy summarizes up the overall concerns:
- "Our management should have the leadership initiative to adopt the above Board accountability items instead of leaving it to shareholders to take the initiative in proposing such improvements."
Now, maybe you're thinking, "Well, sure they've made mistakes. They're only human. Sprint did not do well so of course the Board would be rated low. It's not like the Board is the problem. Let he who is without sin, cast the first stone!" Well, TCL disagrees with you and casts away:
- Irvine Hockaday was designated a “Problem Director” due to his involvement with the proposed Sprint merger with WorldCom that led to the acceleration of $1.7 billion in stock options even though the merger ultimately failed
- Irvine Hockaday and Janet Hill were designated “Accelerated Vesting” directors due to their accelerating stock option vesting to avoid recognizing the related cost.
And, as it turns out, 6 of the current 11 members (and 1 former member) of the Board coincidentally also served on other boards that were also rated "D" by TCL. Of the 5 who didn't, 1 is Dan Hesse who, I would imagine, will not and cannot serve on another board while CEO. Of the remaining 4, 3 have been on Sprint's board for less than a year. Excluding Hesse, the only member of the board who has served more than a year and did not serve on another "D" rated board is James Hance - who is the retired Vice Chairman of Bank of America. And we all know how well they are doing (thanks to taxpayer money).
So, who are the other folks that also helped screw up other companies? Well, leading the way, was one Mr. Irvine Hockaday who served on 3 other boards that received a "D" (4 total - Sprint, Ford, Estee Lauder, and Crown Media). "Funny" enough, he only served on a total of 4 boards. Well done Mr. Hockaday! You are a fortress of ineptitude. With the loss of shareholder value in those companies, you've probably screwed over more retirees than Medicaid. Luckily for Sprint, Mr. Hockaday is retiring from the Board to pursue his dream of eating live puppies in front of school children (addendum: see end of post). After all, he's not getting any younger and why wait to crush the hopes and dreams of adults when you can do it to kids?
Hot on Irvine's heels, is one Mr. Rodney O'Neal who served on 2 other boards that received a "D" (Sprint, Goodyear, and Delphi). Well done, Rodney! You have some work to do to catch Irvine but I have faith that you too can become as terrible at this as he is. Shoot for the stars and when you don't make it, blame it on the little guy. Not to be excluded from the party of incompetence, 5 other Sprint board members (of which, 4 are still on the board) served on other "D" rated boards - Gordon Bethune (Honeywell), Ralph Whitworth (no longer at Sprint; Sovereign Bancorp), Janet Hill (Wendy's/Arby's), Robert Bennett (Liberty Media), and Larry Glasscock (WellPoint).
In my next post, I'll take a closer look at the compensation provided to the board. But, in the meantime, I will be hard at work figuring out how I too can become a rich, old white guy so I can serve on the board. Wish me luck.
author's note: I do not know if Irvine Hockaday eats live puppies. Presumably he does not. Besides, they are better cooked.








